Sodia.

We will not speak of this. Ever again.

What's going on.

Why am I a girl?!?!?

......

What the hell.

Somehow over the weekend, I was married to some weird, random person and supposedly, I had three children. THREE CHILDREN. How...why...when...WHAT.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME.

Liechtenstein, why am I wearing one of your dresses.